Episode 1: Mr Bloomsip and Diwali
((RECAP FOR NEW READERS: In the last episode, Survogel, a pied urvogel/Archaeopteryx, and Mr Bloomsip, a purple sunbird, made their debut. Survogel, also referred to as Pied in this episode, asked Mr Bloomsip to explain to his audience why he wasn't really blue, and he got mad.)) Hey, readers! After a month or so of radio silence, I'm back on air! And also, you remember Mr Bloomsip? He's back. And bluer than ever, if I say so myself! Hmm... you don't look very blue. And we need to talk about a topic. Wait, YOU HAVEN'T DECIDED ON A TOPIC?! Well, er... *firework explosion* I have, actually. You heard that sound? That's a firework, the menace to birds that comes around Diwali- *another firework* We really need to soundproof our recording studio. Yeah, those things are LOUD. Hey, wait, Mr Bloomsip! We have our topic now! Fireworks! *sound director cat starts playing Katy Perry's song Firework* Please revert the song to our us...